Porky

I'm having a hard time with the idea of "Porky." What the hell is this porky thing I speak of? The story goes like this; A cute little pig with a pink nose and blue eyes, lived the good life on a farm. On this farm he was loved and fed only the best grains and soy. Along come three wenchs and a man whom decide that "Porky" would make good bacon. Oh gawd... Wednesday he hits my freezer.
Farkle